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American overhearing somebody British: oh my GOD you have a british accent pls say something british that's so cool be my friend!!!
Brit overhearing somebody American: oh for fuck sake it's an american

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

sexybieb:

if i was someones favourite blog i think i would cry

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

seraphphoenix:

STOP WHAT YOURE DOING. THERES A KITTY SWIMMING ON YOUR DASH

3AM: the time to miss people who don’t miss you.
Ten Word Story #11 - Ming D. Liu (via mingdliu)